Category Archives: Tilfeldig ekstravagansa

Weekend extravaganza : D-D-D-DOUBLE C-C-COOONTENT!

Siden jeg poster å så sjelden, og det gikk en evighet siden sist, så kommer det dobbeldings i dag. Vet ikke hvorfor. Merk at jeg selv ikke liker hva jeg skreiv, da det er et surt oppstøt fra et møte med nettet. … Continue reading

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Mathias solves the world’s problems, Part I

In the city of Bergen, there is a big, blue rock. This rock is not like just any other rock. For starters, it’s a sculpture, and it was gifted the city by some random artist of some renown. Not really … Continue reading

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The Guacamole Act of 2008

Because I’m so darn’ tootin’ lazy, and because I’m now a tortured artisté ( ! ), I bring unto you the apex of my potential! The quintessential product of my writing endeavours: The Guacamole Act of 2008. Written in a … Continue reading

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Conversations, Part II

Another entry in this amusing series! In casual conversation, so many amusing things pop up, and this time we I bring you..

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Conversations, part I

What follows, is a conversation of sorts, which was deemed to be of such a nature that it must be published for all of humanity to laugh at.

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A pick from my trove of drafts

Picture a cherry orchard. Alright? A vast green cherry orchard. In northern Italy. So, in this great big orchard. There’s this family of pizza dough punchers who have been practicing this art of punching since the days of yore. So, … Continue reading

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Black Ichor of Life

The morning coffee. The very first sip of this fine liquid, the harbinger of breakfast and accompanying juice. I prefer the morning coffee dark, full and as bitter as I can get it. The fluid should burn with its deep … Continue reading

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If you can't write proper Norwegian, I doubt you'll write good Perl.

Does this thing even work? *clank* Apparently it does.. o.O Well! Finally got off my rear end and fixed the blog without breaking the entire database. Had to write some weird lines in the .htaccess file. It was fun. Roaming … Continue reading

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