Category Archives: Hvis du misliker deg selv

Weekend extravaganza : D-D-D-DOUBLE C-C-COOONTENT!

Siden jeg poster å så sjelden, og det gikk en evighet siden sist, så kommer det dobbeldings i dag. Vet ikke hvorfor. Merk at jeg selv ikke liker hva jeg skreiv, da det er et surt oppstøt fra et møte med nettet. … Continue reading

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Den gangen da … hver gang når … (jeg ikke blogger)

Nå er det Juli? Javisst. Nesten august. 50% av 2011 bestått, og jeg (vi?) passerer inn i Q3. Når jeg kaster bort luft på å si dette, så er det for å markere at jeg er fullt klar over hvor … Continue reading

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Luft?

Jeg ligger i senga og puster. Alarmen piper. Radioen er på. Det er lyst. Jeg tror jeg har vært oppe om natta, for ting står ikke der hvor de burde være, og jeg har ikke på meg undertøy. Det er … Continue reading

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Hvorfor har du en blogg når du ikke blogger?

Jo, hei til deg og. så ligger jeg liksom på senga og skal skrive blogginnlegg. må bare påpeke at dette er sykt ukomfortabelt. lita seng, og må liksom ligge litt på diagonalen for å få plass til meg+pute+laptop. Trenger flere … Continue reading

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In which we endeavour to be honest.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I suck at this blogging thing. Quite badly. I’m fully aware of this, but it’s not really all that probable that I should be able to improve my set of storytelling and writing … Continue reading

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Mathias solves the world’s problems, Part I

In the city of Bergen, there is a big, blue rock. This rock is not like just any other rock. For starters, it’s a sculpture, and it was gifted the city by some random artist of some renown. Not really … Continue reading

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And that’s a season wrap!

Meine Damen und Herren, aufgrund einer aktuellen Nachricht, möchten wir kurz unser laufendes Programm unterbrechen. Karl Ranseier ist tot. Great news! I fired the writing staff! The means there will be more time and cash available for my important blog-age! … Continue reading

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«David Bowie will never understand the pain I feel inside»

“Deliciously orange!”, the great divisor spoke. “I had not in my slumber conjured up a more fantastic impression than the one you have served me today. Yes, good tidings to the scribes who have prepared this most savory spectacle.” Boredom, … Continue reading

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Screw this! I’m just going to click publish. I don’t know what I wrote.

Earlier, in a room barely lit by the celestial lightbulb, in a quiet corner, I was disturbed by a sudden and abrupt collection of loudened voices. Barely aware of my surroundings, I stuck my head under the pillow, and let … Continue reading

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In my mind, I pretend I can’t feel anymore.

Some four years ago, my cellphone rang. That my phone rang, is a rare and peculiar event on its own right, because of this, I hesitated not to answer it. A classmate of mine was calling on the behalf of … Continue reading

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