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Category Archives: Nonsense and musings
Hvorfor har du en blogg når du ikke blogger?
Jo, hei til deg og. så ligger jeg liksom på senga og skal skrive blogginnlegg. må bare påpeke at dette er sykt ukomfortabelt. lita seng, og må liksom ligge litt på diagonalen for å få plass til meg+pute+laptop. Trenger flere … Continue reading
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In which we endeavour to be honest.
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I suck at this blogging thing. Quite badly. I’m fully aware of this, but it’s not really all that probable that I should be able to improve my set of storytelling and writing … Continue reading
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Mathias solves the world’s problems, Part I
In the city of Bergen, there is a big, blue rock. This rock is not like just any other rock. For starters, it’s a sculpture, and it was gifted the city by some random artist of some renown. Not really … Continue reading
And that’s a season wrap!
Meine Damen und Herren, aufgrund einer aktuellen Nachricht, möchten wir kurz unser laufendes Programm unterbrechen. Karl Ranseier ist tot. Great news! I fired the writing staff! The means there will be more time and cash available for my important blog-age! … Continue reading
“David Bowie will never understand the pain I feel inside”
“Deliciously orange!”, the great divisor spoke. “I had not in my slumber conjured up a more fantastic impression than the one you have served me today. Yes, good tidings to the scribes who have prepared this most savory spectacle.” Boredom, … Continue reading
Screw this! I’m just going to click publish. I don’t know what I wrote.
Earlier, in a room barely lit by the celestial lightbulb, in a quiet corner, I was disturbed by a sudden and abrupt collection of loudened voices. Barely aware of my surroundings, I stuck my head under the pillow, and let … Continue reading
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Step 2 : Confusion
Intellect, eh? Whaddup with that? I’m always being pestered with questions about what I’m going to do next. Don’t get me wrong, the questions are normal and within what is considered sane and acceptable, but they always have this nagging … Continue reading
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Step 1 : Admission
Whoa, right? Right off the bat, a few years ago, while in school, I became bored with the stale air of debate, the trite whining of the unchallenged, and the lack of any incendiary personalities. From boredom often comes crazy, … Continue reading
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Tedious Grind
As I begin writing this, it is Monday, the 5th of October, of the Gregorian calendar. A dinner jacket hangs over a tilted chair, resting against a shelf. Chess pieces are strewn lightly across the floor, but the chessboard is … Continue reading
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Conversations, part I
What follows, is a conversation of sorts, which was deemed to be of such a nature that it must be published for all of humanity to laugh at.
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