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Author Archives: Mathias
«David Bowie will never understand the pain I feel inside»
“Deliciously orange!”, the great divisor spoke. “I had not in my slumber conjured up a more fantastic impression than the one you have served me today. Yes, good tidings to the scribes who have prepared this most savory spectacle.” Boredom, … Continue reading
Screw this! I’m just going to click publish. I don’t know what I wrote.
Earlier, in a room barely lit by the celestial lightbulb, in a quiet corner, I was disturbed by a sudden and abrupt collection of loudened voices. Barely aware of my surroundings, I stuck my head under the pillow, and let … Continue reading
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In my mind, I pretend I can’t feel anymore.
Some four years ago, my cellphone rang. That my phone rang, is a rare and peculiar event on its own right, because of this, I hesitated not to answer it. A classmate of mine was calling on the behalf of … Continue reading
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The Guacamole Act of 2008
Because I’m so darn’ tootin’ lazy, and because I’m now a tortured artisté ( ! ), I bring unto you the apex of my potential! The quintessential product of my writing endeavours: The Guacamole Act of 2008. Written in a … Continue reading
I *said* party – goddamn – HATS!
Indubitably! Though, if – at this hour – confusion arises, then surely that both can and must be a product of insufficient veribage! Scanty articulation may be the cause of a vast and tremendous – if not to say numerous … Continue reading
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The Nile is a Deep River
See! You can catch the ball when it comes flying towards you at a million miles per hour ready to shatter your skull I’ve only been reading properly for 3-4 years. It was during a stay in the mountains, during … Continue reading
Talk is overrated as a problem solver
Neon Genesis Evangelion was the first anime that I watched religiously. It‘s an awesome series. The first times I watched it, it was like a rollercoaster that would rip your brains out, shove it into a blender, and make a … Continue reading
Conversations, Part II
Another entry in this amusing series! In casual conversation, so many amusing things pop up, and this time we I bring you..
Fetid Belching
Resting on his shoulder, the harp’s column readies itself. His fingers once again engaging in a discreet tryst with the strings, and the ominous tones start flowing through the many hallways of his hidden castle. The innocent that pass by, … Continue reading
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Frightened
I’m sort of happy, which is an odd sensation. for me. New people are always nice, but I’m also frightened by the future, in which this person too will discover how trite I am, and eventually loathe me. Perhaps I’m … Continue reading
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