I am quite charmed by your visit, and I feel an obligation to introduce myself.
I’m Mathias Holm, and the words that you find slithering across the floor, are compositions of mine.
In 1989, I was brought into this reality, and have since then spent most of my time in the provincial hinterlands of the frosty and disturbingly welcoming Norway. Adjectives that have been used to describe me have been “Arrogant”, “Hateful”, “Cynical” and “Clamorous”. Unfortunately I’m not too consistent in personality, so those adjectives may not always have the truth in them. In the end, it’s you who’ll make up and idea of what I’m like.
I drink coffee, and I pretend to be fairly hipster.
Sometimes you’ll find me in a comfy chair, just screaming. or sometimes reading.
I’m useless at mathematics, but that’ll never stop me from punching textbooks.
I’ll blog about things in my head. Sometimes it will be litterature. Sometimes it’ll be sad attempts at politically themed comedy. Mostly it’ll be sad, pathetic, angry whines and rubbish rantage.
When in doubt, I’m the very first one to admit that I don’t know jack. I’m blissfully ignorant, and if you feel otherwise, feel free to do so.
Let’s reshape the world, and make it much more fun.
If you need me, I’m sometimes at mathias “at” tranquilite.com, or @mathiasholm